Twat the Night Before Christmas

Well it's that time of year, Christmas time, and I was reading the girls Twas the Night Before Christmas and I realized that I had never read a naughty version of this beloved tale. So with much haste I decided to write my own. I hope you enjoy.

Twat the Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
The only thing stirring were two lovers in bed
Moaning and wailing and ripping off a blouse
Making each other all squeal and shades of red

Their panties were hung with the utmost care
Hoping they’d dry before the big man arrived
The wetness caused by a naughty dare
For their overall goodness was never contrived

So after they finished they retired to their slumber
Their heads crash down for a night’s rest they need
And hoping that all the noise didn’t wake the neighbor
For they don’t have the time to explain what they did

So quickly they fell to sleep
Dreaming of smooth thighs
So smooth that they would make you weep
Not to mention the adorable sighs

All of a sudden they were awoken by a rather large crash
They shot up from bed to see what was the matter
They snuck downstairs to see a shapely figure in a red suit and sash
Thinking he must be sick because he should be fatter

They watched the figure work as it moved like the wind
Stuffing the panties with goodies and treats
The figure then turned toward the tree and blinds
The figure's true form caused them to lose their wits

For you see the true figure was actually a girl
Perhaps she is his daughter they thought
So they watched her work and whirl
Hoping that she didn’t see them and get caught

Before she was done they worked up the nerve to say hi
Startling her in the process, making her frozen in place
Walking up and grabbing her behind
Causing her to whimper and her heart to race

Turning her around and planting a kiss
Uncovering her form with hands roaming free
Giving her a taste of what she may miss
In hopes of thinking, c’est la vie

They knew she was in a hurry so they quickened their pace
Shedding her clothes faster as they started to foam
Tasting every inch of her supple body and face
Trying to remember it all for some future tome

The chilly night air made her nipples quite hard
As the young maidens made her so easily aroused
So much so that she soon became floored
Her orgasm shaking her body and everything around

The ladies then helped her up
Kissing her goodbye and helping her dress
Watching her leave, after drinking her cocoa cup
Hoping that she will remember their address

So they looked out the window and saw her take off
The smile on her face showed that what they did was right
Thinking no one will believe and only scoff
As they heard her say "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night"